Oh LA Times, so so many ovaries are thanking you for this photo right now. Sorry about this fangirl moment but… do you see those arms? Men and Women everywhere want to climb Trent Reznor like a tree. I’ll have to stop there because I can only assume my father will read this; we don’t need to traumatize anyone today.
Plus, there are so much cooler things to talk about than the perfection that is Reznor, like the fact that he recently announced a revamped 2013-2014 tour, with Nine Inch Nails.
Holy crap! I remember shedding tears at the news that there would never be another NIN show. It felt like Christmas morning when you realize you didn’t get what you wanted most. Now, with this news- it feels like Christmas morning, when you realize your parents tricked you and they actually hid the awesome gift you wanted! They straight played with your emotions and let you ride the emotional rollercoaster to hell- but with an awesome outcome.
Louis C.K. says you should only use the word awesome if it actually is awesome. He has a point; you can’t outdo yourself on words. By Louis C.K. logic… if you say that your dinner was awesome, then what hell are you going to say when you read the article on latimes.com?
Nine Inch Nails has always been a revolving door of band mates, much like my beloved Say Anything. An anthology of group mates, with one original piece. NIN is what you make it, and I’m totally fine with that.
The new lineup includes Eric Avery of Jane’s Addiction, Adrian Belew, and Josh Eustis. What the fuck did I just read? Did a unicorn just piss on my computer screen and form words?
I don’t know but I’ll take it. In the article, The LA Times cover a note from Trent himself.
“I was working with Adrian Belew on some musical ideas, which led to some discussion on performing, which led to some beard-scratching, which (many steps later) led to the decision to re-think the idea of what Nine Inch Nails could be, and the idea of playing a show. Calls were made to some friends, lots of new ideas were discussed, and a show was booked — which led to another, which somehow led to a lot of shows.” – TR (Courtesy of latimes.com)